THE COUGAR CLUB

Trying to figure out if you should follow your heart’s desire and hook up with the cute cub you met in the squash section of the supermarket? Maybe we can help.

Ten Reasons to Date a Younger Guy…

1. Younger men have energy, and an excitement for life that older men have often lost.
2. Young guys can be less judgmental. The young pride themselves on being open to all possibilities.
3. There are generally no strings, it’s all about living in the moment.
4. The sex is frequent and energetic.
5. Young men are strong and can be taught to do what you like, in bed and in life.
6. They introduce you to new experiences you might never have tried otherwise.
7. Women are still young and vibrant in our forties and fifties, while men can start slowing down, especially sexually. Sometimes our interest levels are better matched to younger men.
8. Men our age often look for younger women, so it makes sense demographically for older women to hook up with younger men.
9. Younger men don’t expect you to conform to any stereotypes, they tend to take you at face value.
10. You won’t get your pill box mixed up with his!

…and Ten Reasons Not To.

1. Younger men have energy, and sometimes you just want to settle in a chair with a glass of wine and a good book.
2. Young guys can be less judgmental, but they can be brutally honest.
3. There are generally no strings, it’s all about living in the moment.
4. The sex is frequent and energetic…but not necessarily thoughtful and satisfying.
5. Young men tend to be more self-involved than their older counterparts, so they may resist your attempts to train them up.
6. They introduce you to their goofy friends. Without the sexual attraction to blunt the experience, youth can be just plain annoying.
7. Women are still young and sexually vibrant in our forties and fifties, but outside of the bedroom we have totally different interests from our cubs’.
8. Men our age often look for younger women. Younger men just look for any woman, as many as they can snag, so they have very short attention spans.
9. If you’re the jealous type, you’ll go mad when you see him talking to that cute honey with the pert boobs and butt who’s half your age!
10. Young guys will never ask you to clip their nose hairs for them!

I hope that helped, but if it didn’t, I hope it at least entertained! Har!

Happy hunting, Ladies!